Tekst: Moeder Malheur
Melodie: Dario Marianelli
De video collectie van Moeder Malheur is een bonte verzameling van verschillende clips uit de Malheur Film Night Specials.
Zo was er de Film Night Special 2003-2004, de Milf Night Special 2004-2005, de Film Night Episode III 2005-2006 en de Film Night Special Part IV 2006-2007.
In elke Film Night Special zit er massaal veel werk en creativititeit. Werk dit af met een dosis onvervalste Malheur zwijnerij en je bekomt heerlijke beelden die in je geheugen gegrift blijven.
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Tekst: Moeder Malheur
Melodie: Dario Marianelli
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Every year a small pack of selected people joins a certain elite.
On that day they will suffer great pains.
But in the end they will become heroes.
That special day is known as the 5th.
Remember, remember the 5th of november.
M for Moeder,
M for Malheur,
M for Moeder Malheur.
Tekst: Moeder Malheur
Melodie: Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer
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In the magical year of 1999
Laurens Jans, Olivier De Moor and Patrick Van Overschelde,
in cooperation with brewery De Landtsheer and party factory Père Total,
founded a furturnity.
Mother Malheur was born.
As years went by Mother Malheur grew and became the best club in Ghendt.
Today, it stays that way.
This year 2007-2008: beer will flow, songs will be sung.
Papkes will be eaten, parties will be built, heroes will rise.
Moeder Malheur 2007-2008, don't miss it.
Tekst: Moeder Malheur
Melodie: ?
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Wa is da met a maat?
Wa ist? Warm, all right.
Oh lief klein konijntje.
Malheur it’s the best, herstboeket.
Da kun de gij nie verantwoorden jongen.
Das graaf hé?
Tekst: Joe Cocker
Melodie: With a little help from my friends
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What would you do if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song.
And I’ll try not to sing out of key.
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, gonna try with a little help from my friends.
What do I do when my love is away.
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day,
(Are you sad because you're on your own?)
No, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, gonna try with a little help from my friends.
Do you need anybody.
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody.
I want somebody to love.
Would you believe in a love at first sight?
Yes, I’m certain that it happens all the time.
What do you see when you turn out the light?
I can’t tell you, but I know it’s mine.
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends.
Mmm, gonna try with a little help from my friends.
Do you need anybody.
I just need someone to love.
Could it be anybody.
I want somebody to love.
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends.
With a little help from my friends.
Tekst: Moeder Malheur
Melodie: Lacrimosa
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This year, hold on tight,
for the ultimate adventure,
of Moeder Malheur.
Sterven met Malheur, een episode.
Malheurianen zijn geschoold op vele gebieden.
Moeder Malheur, Moeder Malheur, Moeder Malheur.
Alcoholisme in Wallonië, ze maken ons kapot meneer...
Tekst: Eskobar & Heather Nova
Melodie: Someone New
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So is it goodbye? Is it time to set you free?
Is it time to let it fly? Is it time to let it bleed?
We used to take turns, to cover up the pain.
Deep below it burns and the fellin' still remains.
You’re gonna find someone new,
I really hope you do, ’cause I love you.
And the sun will come on thru,
It’s gonna shine for you, ’cause I adore you.
Yes we gave it a try, but maybe for too long.
Out of every sorrow, another day will dawn.
You’re gonna find someone new,
I really hope you do, ’cause I love you.
And the sun will come on thru,
It’s gonna shine for you, ’cause I adore you.
And the road travels on, but I’m still near you.
In my life, like a song, I will still hear you, still.
You’re gonna find someone new,
I really hope you do, ’cause I love you.
You’re gonna find someone new,
I really hope you do, ’cause I love you.
And the sun will come on thru,
It’s gonna shine for you, ’cause I adore you.
You’re gonna find someone new,
I really hope you do, ’cause I love you.
And the sun will come on thru,
It’s gonna shine for you, ’cause I adore you.
Sun will shine for you, sun will shine for you.
Sun will shine for you, ’cause I adore you.
Sun will shine for you, sun will shine for you.
Sun will shine for you, ’cause I adore you.
Sun will shine for you, sun will shine for you.
Sun will shine for you, ’cause I adore you.
Sun will shine for you, sun will shine for you.
Sun will shine for you, ’cause I adore you.
Tekst: Gary Portnoy & Judy Hart Angelo
Melodie: Where everybody knows your Name
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Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
All those night when you’ve got no lights, the check is in the mail.
And your little angel hung the cat up by it’s tail.
And your third fiance didn't show.
Sometimes you want to go.
Where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same.
You wanna be where everybody knows your name.
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee’s dead the morning’s looking bright.
And your shrink ran off to Europe, and didn’t even write.
And your husband wants to be a girl.
Be glad there’s one place in the world.
Where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came.
You want to go where people know, people are all the same.
You wanna go where everybody knows your name.
Where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came.
Where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came.
Tekst: The Animals
Melodie: Don’t let me be Misunderstood
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Baby, do you understand me now?
Sometimes I feel a little mad.
Well don’t you know that no-one alive,
Can always be an angel.
When things go wrong I seem to be bad?
’cause I’m just a soul who’s intentions are good.
Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood.
Baby, sometimes I’m so carefree.
With a joy that’s hard to hide.
And sometimes it seems that,
All I have to do is worry.
And then you’re bound to see my other side
’cause I’m just a soul who’s intentions are good.
Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood.
If I seem edgy, I want you to know,
That I never mean to take it out on you.
Life has it’s problems and I’ve got my share,
That’s one thing I never mean to do, ’cause I love you.
Oh, baby, don’t you know I’m human,
I have thoughts like any other man.
And sometimes I find myself alone and regretting,
Some foolish thing, some foolish thing I’ve done.
’cause I’m just a soul who’s intentions are good.
Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood.
Tekst: Admiral Freebee
Melodie: Rags ‘n’ Run
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Times like these when the temperatures freeze,
And the little girls they want you.
Times when it’s hard to find,
A parking spot on this avenue.
So you shoot in the dark,
And you’re blessed with a spark,
Right in front of you.
So you continue the journey,
You investigate all possible possibilities.
Soon I’m gonna leave my rags ‘n’ run,
I’m gonna leave my rags ‘n’ run.
And the big times they're talking about,
Well now I know.
They have not yet begun.
Have not even yet begun.
Yet begun.
Times like these when the temperatures freeze,
And the little girls they want you.
Times when it’s hard to find,
Anything or anyone close to you.
There is no room service,
No sign of food in the kitchen,
And the luggage is gone.
We need more strong mommas in this town,
Too much monkeys putting each other down.
Soon I’m gonna leave my rags ‘n’ run,
I’m gonna leave my rags ‘n’ run.
And the big times they’re talking about,
Well now I know.
They have not yet begun.
Have not even yet begun.
Yet begun.
O-o-ow, ow, I’m betting on a miracle again.
O-o-ow, I’m betting on a miracle again.
O-o-ow, I’m betting on a miracle again.
Tekst: Bad-Man
Melodie: Champions League
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Ge ziet hier twee pintjes staan.
Ge ziet daar twee pintjes staan.
Ge ziet ginder, en ginder twee pintjes staan.
Wa da we gaan doe is ne snooker.
Ge gaat eerst pintje ad fundum drinken.
Dan doe je koprollekes naar ginder.
As ge ginder zijt, pilsken open, ad fundum binnen.
Dan gaan we ne kwak doen, dan, naar ginder.
En azo heel de lengte af, en gaan...
Tekst: Basement Jaxx & Lisa Kekaul
Melodie: Good Luck
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Tell me, tell me, is life just a playground?
Think you’re the real deal honey and someone’ll always look after you.
But wake up baby, you’re so totally deluded.
You’ll end up old and lonely, if you don’t get a bullet in your head.
Good luck, good luck, good luck in your new bed.
Enjoy your nightmares honey, when your’re resting your head.
Good luck, good luck, good luck in your new bed.
Enjoy your nightmares honey, when your’re resting your head.
You sold me, sold me, sold me down the river now.
Hope you’re feeling happy now, now you’ll always have a sneer in your smile.
But wake up baby, you’re so totally deluded.
You’ll end up old and lonely, if you don’t get a bullet in your head.
Good luck, good luck, good luck in your new bed.
Enjoy your nightmares honey, when your’re resting your head.
Good luck, good luck, good luck in your new bed.
Enjoy your nightmares honey, when your’re resting your head.
And I’m glad, so glad that I’m done with you.
No more crying, crying leaving me so black and blue.
You backed me up against the wall but I stand tall.
Don’t give a damn no more, oh baby bye bye.
No more lies, no more lies, no more lies without you.
Good, good luck, in your new bed.
Enjoy your nightmares, when your resting your head.
Good, good luck, in your new bed, enjoy your nightmares.
Good luck, good luck, good luck in your new bed.
Enjoy your nightmares honey, when your’re resting your head.
Good luck, good luck, good luck in your new bed.
Enjoy your nightmares honey, when your’re resting your head.
Good luck, good luck, good luck in your new bed.
Enjoy your nightmares honey, when your’re resting your head.
Good, good luck, in your new bed.
Enjoy your nightmares, when your resting your head.
Good, good luck, in your new bed.
Enjoy your nightmares.
Tekst: Drie anonieme Peters
Melodie: Because I got High
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Ik was ne brave student, en kende geen Malheur.
’k Ging gaan verder studeren in Gent, en ik hoorde van Malheur.
Ik wou rustig een pintje drinken, en vrienden maken.
En ik ging bij Malheur, en ik ging bij Malheur, en ik ging bij Malheur.
Ik was altijd sportatleet, en ik ging bij Malheur.
En ik was altijd als eerste aan de meet, maar ik ging bij Malheur.
Nu heb ik een metserspleet, en nen bierbuik.
Want ik zit bij Malheur, want ik zit bij Malheur, want ik zit bij Malheur.
Ik rook altijd dennefris, en ik ging bij Malheur.
En ’k had ne proper gewassen dis, maar ik ging bij Malheur.
Nu stink ik als de pest, en das echt rot.
Ik zit bij Malheur, ik zit bij Malheur, ik zit bij Malheur.
Ik had nog noot gebist, en ik ging bij Malheur.
En ’k heb dit jaar voor het eerst getrist, want ik zit bij Malheur.
Den eerste zit is om zeep, en ik ben gekloot.
Maar ik zit bij Malheur, maar ik zit bij Malheur, maar ik zit bij Malheur.
Ik sprak altijd heel normaal, en ik ging bij Malheurnjei.
Ik had zelfs een mooi verzorgde taal, en ik ging bij Malheurshnï.
Nu klap ik toch zo plat, en roep tsjenei.
Ik zit bij Malheurnjei, ik zit bij Malheurnjei, ik zit bij Malheurnjei.
Ik had nog nooit geneukt, en ik ging bij Malheur.
En nog nooit ne condoom verscheurd, en ik ging bij malheur.
Nu loop ik zelfs in de kerk, met ne rubber rond.
Want ik zit bij Malheur, want ik zit bij Malheur, want ik zit bij Malheur.
Vroeger was ik nooit ni ziek, en ik ging bij Malheur.
Nu lig ik elke maand in de kliniek, want ik zit bij Malheur.
De verpleegster geilt op mij, en da’s een beest.
En ik zit bij Malheur, en ik zit bij Malheur, en ik zit bij Malheur.
Vroeger had ik gezond verstand, maar ik ging bij Malheur.
Toen was er met mij nog niets aan de hand, maar ik ging bij Malheur.
Nu zenne kik dement, en heb leverciroos.
Maar ik zit bij Malheur, maar ik zit bij Malheur, maar ik zit bij Malheur.
Ik zit al een paar jaar in Gent, en ik zit bij Malheur.
Ik heb mijnen lever al goed verwend, want ik zit bij Malheur.
Ik ben een alcoholicus, en dat voor altijd.
En ik zit bij Malheur, en ik zit bij Malheur, en ik zit bij Malheur.
Het is heel fijn geweest, want ik zit bij Malheur.
We hebben gezopen en gefeest, en ik blijf bij Malheur.
Het zij voor het leven, en voor altijd.
Dankzij Malheur, dankzij Malheur, dankzij Malheur.
Tekst: Greenday
Melodie: Good Riddance
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Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test, and don’t ask why.
It’s not a question, but a lesson learned in time.
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time.
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial.
For what it’s worth, it was worth all the while.
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
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